word up

2008-05-13T22:27:00.001+10:00

you may continue to look at this blog HOWEVER...I've started blogging at www.goatsmilk.tvso go there

Technical Difficulties

2008-03-29T18:02:00.002+10:00

I'm sorting out a new layout for the blog and trying to get it all hosted on my own domain. Having some trouble though, so the blog may look weird or non-existant for a little while. Please keep checking back for the grand reopening.I love you all :]

Warriors Vs. Lakers - The final minutes

2008-03-26T00:50:00.003+10:00

I've found the video from last night's game between the Golden State Warriors and the L.A. Lakers.The 10 minute video shows the final 4 minutes of overtime of one of the best games of the year. It's late, so I'm not gonna type it all up but read about it here... Should a Ref Decide a Game???

A list of things every guy should be able to do

2008-03-13T15:51:00.003+10:00

Found this list at http://www.justaguything.com/the-big-manly-list-of-stuff-every-guy-should-be-able-to-do/I have provided my answers.Change a car tyre...YESBuild a camp fire...YESPitch a tent (a proper one fellas, watching porn does NOT count)...YES (to both)Fire a gun with moderate accuracy...not a real gun :(Down a pint of beer in one gulp...yes. and scotch, yesSharpen a knife...err yes?Train

SUPERBAD II

2008-03-11T14:53:00.002+10:00

To those who liked the movie Superbad, (which is like, everyone) you should check this vid out that some cool dude(s) put together to make the movie look like a stalker flick. SuperBad 2: Super Worse on FunnyOrDie.com

The best hockey fight ever

2008-03-09T20:54:00.000+10:00

Just watch

TWITTER! --> stalk me!

2008-03-09T11:38:00.003+10:00

omg u guyses have to add my new Twitter page to your bookmarxs k>>>> https://twitter.com/cailray <<<

The Waldo Ultimatum

2008-03-07T16:01:00.001+10:00

The book was better(Taken from Collegehumor.com)P.S. I'm sorry it's been so long between posts, my own content is on it's way.

Anonymous versus Scientology

2008-02-12T06:21:00.000+10:00

Damn, College Humor beat me to it.Don't know what this is about? Find out here: wikipedia articleI hope Tom Cruise doesn't try and bring me down

Stay tuned for LIVE Webcasts

2008-01-22T01:01:00.000+10:00

Coming soon....P.S. Which night is best for you? Friday? Sunday? (please note: I may ask you to guest star)

Something

2008-01-10T11:42:00.001+10:00

You guyses had better be checking back regularly because I've had some AWESOME posts that you've probably missed out on because you deserted me...-Anyways... where was I?Oh, here are some videos that I think you might like.DIY Covert Spy Glasses for $40 How To: Spy Sunglasses! - video powered by MetacafeThe 25 Most PAINFUL MxC Eliminations!Bye

Toys for the Nintendo Wii

2008-01-09T15:41:00.000+10:00

This has been the worst holidays EVER!My internet connection is practically at a standstill until the 11th because I've gone over my broadband limit, so for the last three weeks I've been getting caned in laggy games on Xbox Live. My ONLY other alternative is playing the Wii. I've found that it is my new best friend (after Christina) because I can download old games from when I was a kid and

Lolcat

2008-01-06T10:06:00.000+10:00

moar funny picturesThis is my cat by the way.

"What's the matter Billy? XBox Live gettin' you down?"

2008-01-05T01:14:00.000+10:00

I just read online about an announcement Microsoft made about XBL's sluggish performance over the holiday period. Turns out, for being so well behaved we get a FREE ARCADE GAME. PAC MAN IS MINE!!!!!!Read about it here:Microsoft Announcement over Xbox Live's shitty performanceLove,[PUBE]xGOATMANxP.S. No announcement from InfinityWard about Call of Duty's shithouse performance. And to all of you

Merry Christmas

2007-12-24T11:28:00.000+10:00

6 year old Jamia Simone Nash sings Silent Night on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 2002.This isn't funny, I just saw this when it was on and liked it. Merry Christmas :]

What matters to me

2007-12-07T19:15:00.000+10:00

Omigoduguysszzz....... a update..!!!Just more videos you should watch. I'll be getting a Mac this week so I'll start making crap AWESOME videos then.Also check out the official pics from the Movember Gala Parte HERE. See if you can spot me in there. And tell me that you didn't see a better 'stache than mine there, cos you won't. I was robbed.Trailer for Will Ferrell's new movie Semi-ProNew

How to impress your boss

2007-11-27T23:17:00.000+10:00

Man, I need to start posting real blog posts.

The Procedure. (Starring Willem Dafoe)

2007-11-15T18:44:00.000+10:00

Sign me up for this!The Procedure, with Willem Dafoe & WIll Ferrell on FunnyOrDie.comI love that song too.

2 Girls, 1 Cup

2007-11-15T18:32:00.000+10:00

Around the internets, for a while I had heard about something called "Cup Chicks", I had no idea what it was, so I searched for it and checked it out. ...Nice.If you want to see it you can find it easily enough.[WARNING: do not go there if you want to keep your job... or friends. I repeat, ***NOT WORK SAFE***. Go there in your spare time.]

Mo-Log updated!

2007-11-13T23:18:00.001+10:00

Man, I'm sporting some serious 'stache. Check out my official Mo-Log and please DONATE!(Click My picture to go there)

People you don't want to play one-on-one with:

2007-11-05T23:09:00.000+10:00

"The Tricky Old Dude"

Man plays 'Sweet Child o' Mine'

2007-11-02T17:44:00.000+10:00

Hand solo for the win. And the expression is priceless.

Moustache on People's Court

2007-11-02T07:00:00.000+10:00

Guy: "It's hard being me"Interviewer: "What's so hard about being you?"Guy: "...Moustache"

The Prank War escalates

2007-11-01T12:01:00.000+10:00

Amir and Streeter (two of the writers from College Humor) have been involved in a prank war. Here, Amir takes the upper hand... lmao

My 'stache 2007

2007-11-01T07:51:00.000+10:00

Well the competition is over and after a very close final battle, the winner of My 'stache 2007 is VENDETTA!. It edged out The Handlebar by one vote in the final hours of regulation in a battle which polled the highest ever tally of total votes. Congratulations VENDETTA!. As part of Movember, for the next month, I will attempt to grow (and groom!) my facial hair into this particular style to

My 'stache 2007 Final Battle

2007-10-31T08:54:00.000+10:00

Grand Final:YOU DECIDE!

Drummer Boy

2007-10-31T07:53:00.000+10:00

This guy can be in my Rock Band bandPa rum pa pum pum

Play of the day

2007-10-31T07:52:00.000+10:00

Cheerleader gets run over by football team

My 'stache 2007 Semi Final, Day 2

2007-10-30T00:26:00.000+10:00

Semi Finals, Day 2: The Zappa vs. VENDETTA!With the first half of the finals match-up complete, its time to put the final piece in place! You know who you want to win. Do you want The Zappa to contest the crown tomorrow or will it be the dark horse VENDETTA!??? Who will go down in history?? YOU DECIDE!VS.Moustachio del Cail = The moustache I'll be

My 'stache 2007 Semi Final 1

2007-10-29T07:47:00.000+10:00

Semi Finals, Day 1: The Goatee vs. The HandlebarIt's the Final Four! Will the outlawed Goatee defeat The Handlebar to advance to the grand final? Or will the people's champion outclass the competition and restore good? YOU DECIDE!VS.Moustachio del Cail = The moustache I'll be rocking in MovemberLeave a comment to go into the draw to win my ebook!

My 'stache 2007 Day Four

2007-10-27T09:11:00.000+10:00

Round 1, Day 4: Dirty Sanchez vs. VENDETTA!aka, the moustache I'll be rocking in Mo-vemberLeave a comment to go into the draw to win my ebook!

My 'stache 2007 Day Three

2007-10-26T00:01:00.000+10:00

Round 1, Day 3: The Zappa vs. Handlebars 2aka, the moustache I'll be rocking in Mo-vemberLeave a comment to go into the draw to win my ebook!

My 'stache 2007 Day Two

2007-10-25T09:50:00.000+10:00

Round 1, Day 2: Za Macho Man vs. The Handlebaraka, the moustache I'll be rocking in Mo-vemberLeave a comment to go into the draw to win my ebook!

My 'stache 2007 Day One

2007-10-24T00:06:00.000+10:00

aka, the moustache I'll be rocking in Mo-vemberRound 1, Day 1: The Goatee vs. Le PencilLeave a comment to go into the draw to win my ebook!

Mo-vember Preview #8

2007-10-23T07:30:00.000+10:00

The final moustache that I will preview is inspired by both traditional carnival strongmen and the character V from V for Vendetta.So without any further ado, please let me introduce to you at this time (that's the way they introduce James Brown)but this is...VENDETTA!(chin hair optional)So now I bet you're thinking, "Cail, you're so sexy and awesome at everything." Right?and also... "But we've

Upset city, a disgraceful place to be

2007-10-23T06:32:00.000+10:00

Yes, it's here. I've found the most disappointing game of the Jagerbombers' last season as captured by John Laws:Cougars Vs JagerbombersAdd to My Profile | More VideosAfter disappointing losses over the last two weeks, let us use this as motivation, as the 'bombers go in the final five weeks of the season needing to win every game to stay alive. Their main rivals for the remaining spot in the

Bad dunk

2007-10-23T00:29:00.000+10:00

The Boston Celtics win the Eastern Conference

2007-10-22T22:12:00.000+10:00

I know its only the preseason and I know they only played the Knicks.But the Celtics look good. I'm not used to this.

How Not to Interview Sam Cassell

2007-10-22T19:57:00.000+10:00

Sam Cassell is one of my fav NBA ballers. This is how NOT to interview an NBA player:

Mo-vember Preview #7

2007-10-22T07:47:00.000+10:00

Welcome back my loyal followersAs a gift, I present to you...THE ZAPPAShow love.Le PencilZa Macho ManThe GoateeHandlebars TwoDirty SanchezThe HandlebarMagnum

Mo-vember Preview #6

2007-10-19T09:00:00.000+10:00

Today is Friday(!), and to get you crazy cats excited about the weekend, I'm treating you to a special... Mo-vember Preview DOUBLEHEADER!!! ***applause***Originally I was going to call this first style The Strong Man but after thinking about it, strongmen have a different style *cough* was that a spoiler????? *cough*. So (for now) I will call this one Za Macho Man (And aren't I macho?)And this

Mo-vember Preview #5

2007-10-18T10:52:00.000+10:00

The Goat wears The GoateePffft, I'm not doing this one.I'd rather do:Handlebars TwoDirty SanchezThe HandlebarMagnumI've got still got plenty more.And hello to my friend GT

Mo-vember Preview #4

2007-10-17T12:12:00.000+10:00

There are two differing schools of thought on "handlebars". On Monday I showed you one. Here is the other, I give you... "Handlebars Two"No, I didn't just stick pubes to my face.Other Styles:MagnumThe HandlebarDirty SanchezIt's bad luck not to comment.

Mo-vember Preview #3

2007-10-16T00:12:00.000+10:00

Presenting:The Dirty SanchezMy god that is sexy.Other suggestions:Preview #1: MagnumPreview #2: The HandlebarHave you commented?

Mo-vember Preview #2

2007-10-15T15:26:00.000+10:00

The HandlebarSomehow I don't think Christina would like this one.Other suggestions:Preview #1: MagnumStay tuned! I'll reveal a new style everyday!

Mo-vember Preview #1

2007-10-14T14:16:00.000+10:00

With Movember approaching I have been overwhelmed with suggestions for what configuration I should grow my moustache. Still undecided, as this is such a huge decision I feel that it is necessary to sample my choices before I take the leap into moustache immortality. For the next two weeks, I have decided to preview on Goat's Milk, different styles one at a time, as suggested by you, my

Usher - Yeah (Acoustic)

2007-10-07T21:56:00.000+10:00

I thought this was pretty cool.

People who annoy you....

2007-10-06T12:45:00.000+10:00

Southpark is better than the Simpsons and Family Guy

A funny video

2007-10-03T08:57:00.000+10:00

You've played the game, now prepare for....Minesweeper: THE MOVIEI lol'd

The latest

2007-10-02T00:54:00.000+10:00

Not much today, but the new layout and header own-dizzles, no?>>>>>>>>Pics of Saturday Night @ My accountAlso I JUST got a special advance copy of Dashboard Confessional's new album The Shade of Poison Trees, which is released today in the states, it's cool. The first single, Thick as Thieves is really catchy. Review is on the way once I listen to the whole thing. ;) Anywho its currently

I'm starting a rock band

2007-09-26T18:24:00.000+10:00

After days of playing pwning Guitar Hero. And listening to Van Halen. And watching School of Rock. And Spinal Tap.I've decided that I'm going to front the most awesome hair metal band ever.And play lead guitar.I just have to learn to play.And find other like-minded rockers who want to JOIN THE REVOLUTION.This is an open call.

Tuesday Bullets

2007-09-25T04:54:00.000+10:00

Below: Swedish girl vomits on LIVE tv>>>Fun with clouds>>>100,000 Beers stolen! ON A TRACTOR>>>Man drowns in vat of SULFURIC ACID>>>Love Coffee?>>>Halo Case ModP.S. I have decided that I am getting an Xbox 360 instead of a PS3. (not because of the case mod)P.P.S. SoRrY iF tHe LiNks DoN't WoRk <<<---(Cool way to type)d:]

The Latest

2007-09-24T06:15:00.000+10:00

Someone buy me this T-Shirt.http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/airguitarhero/male/?utm_medium=CH

UPDATE!

2007-09-20T00:58:00.000+10:00

UPDATE: ANYONE can post comments to my blog now (with or without an account). Just click the "comments" button below each post. Lets get talking!Also... click the "envelope" icon to simply email a post to a friend.Finally... to receive notification each time i post a new blog entry...(-if you have an RSS reader) -scroll right down to the bottom of my page and click the "atom" link and follow

Week 11 Results

2007-09-19T23:53:00.000+10:00

BUNDAMBA, Australia -- The Jagerbombers got the result they wanted tonight against the Rock's K.D. moving up into equal third place on the ladder. Just as importantly, it showed flashes of the kind of attacking team basketball it will need to beat The Mixtures, Westside Hustlers, and The Force down the road.In one of the fastest paced games we've seen this season, the Jagerbombers' quick passing

Jagerbombers vs. K.D.

2007-09-19T13:47:00.000+10:00

JAGERBOMBERS vs K.D.TONIGHT 8:30BUNDAMBA BASKETBALLJAGERBOMBERS (7-3) 3rdOffense: 42.2 points per game (5th)Defense: 33.7 points allowed per game (3rd)K.D. (1-8) 9thOffense: 26.5 points per game (9th)Defense: 39.5 points allowed per game (6th)Preview: When these two teams met in week 2, K.D. (led by a guy who looks like the WWF's The Rock) surprised the Jagerbombers , who suffered under the poor

Jagerbombers Week 10 Photos

2007-09-14T00:01:00.000+10:00

Courtesy of Christina ThompsonView more Photos:>>>>HERE<<<<

Rock Band

2007-09-13T23:37:00.000+10:00

Rock Band is going to be huge when it comes out.The game will feature a soundtrack of 45 licensed tracks. With more tracks (and entire albums!) downloadable in the future.The soundtrack, as announced thus far, is listed below. I am a little upset that there is no Hall & Oates. Anyway, I have gone to the trouble of finding videos for each song. Click and you will find :)"Are You Gonna Be My Girl

The costume I will wear this Halloween

2007-09-13T22:43:00.000+10:00

DOMOKUN!!!!ok, maybe just this one then:>>>>HERE<<<<

The Goatman Rules

2007-09-13T14:09:00.000+10:00

After ten weeks of competition this season, I’ve come to a conclusion; there is an elaborate conspiracy among the organisation at Ipswich Basketball, a conspiracy to adjust the scores and to change outcomes of games and even out the competition. This season, I have witnessed referees throw games, make up calls, and turn a blind eye to other obvious calls, on far too many occasions. Specifically

Magpie Season

2007-09-10T18:59:00.000+10:00

Spring is here, and that means that animals (and some people) are humping.And it’s magpie season.Well I was swooped by a maggie today.It’s funny, I was walking to the train station when I looked down, saw a magpie on the ground and thought to myself, “It’s good that the magpies are my friends, I’ve always been nice to them and it is because of this that humans and magpies live in harmony in the

Rayment: "Force are going down tonight"

2007-09-05T13:58:00.000+10:00

In breaking news, Cail Rayment told reporters today that "The Force are going down tonight". Referring to the Jagerbombers' opponents tonight at the Bundamba Arena, the precocious point guard added "and I'm dropping 25 (points) on their asses". The Force have not yet made a comment.The JÄGERBOMBERS (6-2) v. THE FORCE (7-1)(for league supremacy)TONIGHT at BUNDAMBA, 6:30pmIn related news,

Jägerbombers Update

2007-09-04T00:18:00.000+10:00

As we approach round 9 in season play, the third place JÄGERBOMBERS, with six wins and two losses against their name face perhaps their most formidable opponent this season. This week, they battle THE FORCE (7 wins, 1 loss), a team sitting in second place on the ladder thanks to the inclusion of a star import (who can dunk!) to an already fully-stacked team.THE FORCE have scored more points than

Age before beauty: Cleveland Cavs cheerleader auditions

2007-09-03T12:39:00.000+10:00

The new NBA season is approaching, which means that cheerleaders are auditioning for training camp.I stumbled onto this photo of one hopeful at the audition for the Cleveland Cavaliers cheerleaders (number #68).http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/photogallery/cg_auditions_day1_10.htmlShe looks to be a few steps behind the others but I hope she makes it.

Top 10 (lame) Hall & Oates Videos on YouTube

2007-08-31T02:00:00.000+10:00

My favourite musical artists of all-time are Daryl Hall and John Oates. Together, they are Hall & Oates, the most successful pop-duo of all time.For those of you who have never heard of them, H&O achieved its greatest fame in the late 1970s and early-to-mid 1980s with their mix of Blue-eyed soul, Soul rock and Pop rock, which they dubbed "Rock & Soul".They had some great albums but you can only

Word up

2007-08-29T16:38:00.001+10:00

I've been putting off starting this blog for so long because I've wanted to start it off with a boom.Well this boom hasn't come yet and I've got the itch to kick things off now and enter the blogosphere so i thought why not. Here goes:BOOM.Welcome to Goat's Milk: The Cail Rayment Blog.What's it about? Well I'm not sure but it's gonna be fun. A bit of comedy, news, sex, basketball, pop culture,

Goat's Milk: The Adventures of Cail Ray